10 Ways to Celebrate Madonna’s Birthday

Hold up a white heart at the Olso MDNA show


Sing ‘Happy Inaguration’ dressed as Marilyn Monroe on SNL


Have a country birthday, while singing ‘The Funny Song’


Get humped with a blow up doll


Don a Scottish kilt and pretend you’re on stage at the Reinvention Tour


Do it Polish style, complete with sto lat and all


‘Make a Wish’ that your Pepsi commercial wont get banned


Give the ‘I See Flags’ speech


Sing ‘B-Day Song’


Or, just fall off your horse and scare the crap out of everyone

¬†How are you celebrating Madonna’s birthday?